Post by Mr. Kenderson on May 30, 2010 16:46:50 GMT
*Mr Kennedy's music hits, to the cheers of the crowd*
*he makes his way down to the ring with a smirk on his face, then he does his little falling mic thing, and takes a breath before talking*
Now then, now i have everybodys attention finally, i am aware that i requested to not be booked for a match for a while, but now that ends. i am here, it is now and i am ready!
Ok, let me get started and give you all my opinions of all the superstars who HAVE been booked this week:
Rob Van Dam: ok, so what, you can fly... well done, big round of applause for you ... anyone can fly! if i WANTED to fly, i'd buy myself a plane, because i can definately afford one, and take that for a fly. you're useless, you have no talent and you have no future here in NLW. so pack your bags and go home!
Cm Punk: Cm Punk ... Cm friggin Punk. well, what can i say? shave off that beard and stop preaching bull**** to this crowd! i mean, nobody here likes you, nobody here knows you, and nobody here cares about you.
Drew McIntyre: The chosen one? oh come on!!! the only thing you were chosen for, was to be the crap on the street being stepped on by all the poor homeless people, who i happen to help.
Sting: O.L.D N.E.W.S!!! oh come on, sting! you can't wrestle, you haven't got ANY charisma AND you have to hide behind your steel baseball bat. you're nothing but a COWARD!
Triple H: Triple H, i respect you. you have been in all the greatest factions and tag teams of all time, and i respect that. But, nowadays, all i see is u getting ur butt whipped every single match! Either win some matches, or do us a favor, and go home.
HBK: *cough* Donkey *cough* ... is it me, or do you seriously remind me of a donkey, with that cheesy, ugly, good-for-nothing smile of yours. and your hair! OhMyGod look at that hair, its like u got cheesestrings on ur head!
Now, i could go on and on making fun of all these wannabe's and have-beens, but im really sorry but i just can't be bothered to. I wouldnt be suprised if nobody stuck up for themselves, i dare you. anyone, i dare you. I am issueing an open challenge for anyone who wishes to accept.
I'll see you in the ring.
*Kennedy lets go of mike and his music hits, Mr Kennedy has that smirk on his face as he goes up the entrance ramp*
*he makes his way down to the ring with a smirk on his face, then he does his little falling mic thing, and takes a breath before talking*
Now then, now i have everybodys attention finally, i am aware that i requested to not be booked for a match for a while, but now that ends. i am here, it is now and i am ready!
Ok, let me get started and give you all my opinions of all the superstars who HAVE been booked this week:
Rob Van Dam: ok, so what, you can fly... well done, big round of applause for you ... anyone can fly! if i WANTED to fly, i'd buy myself a plane, because i can definately afford one, and take that for a fly. you're useless, you have no talent and you have no future here in NLW. so pack your bags and go home!
Cm Punk: Cm Punk ... Cm friggin Punk. well, what can i say? shave off that beard and stop preaching bull**** to this crowd! i mean, nobody here likes you, nobody here knows you, and nobody here cares about you.
Drew McIntyre: The chosen one? oh come on!!! the only thing you were chosen for, was to be the crap on the street being stepped on by all the poor homeless people, who i happen to help.
Sting: O.L.D N.E.W.S!!! oh come on, sting! you can't wrestle, you haven't got ANY charisma AND you have to hide behind your steel baseball bat. you're nothing but a COWARD!
Triple H: Triple H, i respect you. you have been in all the greatest factions and tag teams of all time, and i respect that. But, nowadays, all i see is u getting ur butt whipped every single match! Either win some matches, or do us a favor, and go home.
HBK: *cough* Donkey *cough* ... is it me, or do you seriously remind me of a donkey, with that cheesy, ugly, good-for-nothing smile of yours. and your hair! OhMyGod look at that hair, its like u got cheesestrings on ur head!
Now, i could go on and on making fun of all these wannabe's and have-beens, but im really sorry but i just can't be bothered to. I wouldnt be suprised if nobody stuck up for themselves, i dare you. anyone, i dare you. I am issueing an open challenge for anyone who wishes to accept.
I'll see you in the ring.
*Kennedy lets go of mike and his music hits, Mr Kennedy has that smirk on his face as he goes up the entrance ramp*
