The Whole Beeping Show

[Rob Van Dam]

To be the champ must be every mans dream, right? Wrong.. to one Superstar this trip isn't about heading straight for the Title, if that title just so happens to pop into RVD's lap on the way, cool. But all that Rob Van Dam is looking for is proving that he is The Whole F#@*ing Show and that they don't call him that for nothing. Because once he proves to every superstar on the roster that he is the man the title is bound to follow suit, At least that's the way that Rob Van Dam looks at it. Rob Van Dam has brought back his former ringside manager Bill Alfonso, the manager of Champions. What will the man with the whistle have in store for us here in the NLW with Rob Van Dam by his side, we'll have to tune into the show. But what we wont have to do is wait until this Monday to see the Former ECW television Champion and Bill Alfonso.
So here we are in Battle Creek Michigan, home of Mr. Pay Per View himself as Todd Grisham bring you a special in-home interview with Rob and Bill, the duo that is soon to sweep the NLW by storm. Rob has just taking' a seat on the couch in his living room as Todd Grisham takes a seat across from him and Rob turns on the Television and begins to flip the channels.

Todd Grisham: " Well Rob, again I would like to thank you for welcoming me and the camera crew to your house, I cannot thank you enough for giving us this great opportunity. "

Rob Van Dam: " Hey, no problem dude. I'm happy to have you guys here, my house is your house, make yourself comfortable, do whatever you have to do to make yourself feel at home and help yourself to whatever it is you want. "

Todd Grisham: " You're too kind Rob but I'm just fine right now. if you don't mind I would like to begin the questions. "

Rob Van Dam: " I love this show.. oh.. don't mind me Todd I'm listening, go ahead. "

Todd Grisham: " Well Rob, we are all curious as to why you have signed a contract with NLW and why you've also brought along a friend of yours from your old ECW Running Days, Bill Alfonso. "

Rob Van Dam: " Why did I choose to sign that contract? Listen dude.. Rob Van Dam has never been in it for the money, or for the fame, he has always been there wrestling in the ring for the fans. Sure it's great every now and than to have a title around your waist and to make a name for yourself but I feel that I've done enough in the wrestling world that everyone is always going to want to watch my matches no matter what, and you know what dude? I'm perfectly cool with that. Now don't get me wrong, having a title around my waist is never going to be out of the question for me but I'm just not going to jump into the same thing everyone else does, not just yet. If I get put in some tournament, battle royal, whatever it might be that I have to do to get the world title than so be it, I'll be in it just for the wrestling and just to show that I am "The Whole Beeping Show" We can say Beep on Television right? "

Todd Grisham: " Uhm.. I don't think so Rob but we'll take care of that. So what about Bill? "

Rob Van Dam: " What is there not to say about the guy? Bill has been my close friend for several years now and just between you and me Todd, when Bill was in my corner I held the ECW Television Title for a year and a half without anyone taking it from me, now you tell me that's not an accomplishment Todd, I don't mean to brag I'm just letting everyone know in the NLW that RVD is no push-over. "

Todd Grisham: " Well believe me Rob, I for one don't think you're any push-over, I think that you are a phenomenal athlete and you may very well be the man that the NLW is looking for to bring in that fan appeal. "

Rob Van Dam: I am everyones favorite superstar am I not? When fans turn on their televisions they tune in to see me, Rob Van Dam. They don't tune into see CM Punk, or Chris Jericho, they're looking for me and that's exactly what I'm going to give them. "

Bill Alfonso walks into the room as it appears he was listening in on the whole discussion from Rob's kitchen.

Bill Alfonso: " You know what Todd, Rob here is going to blow the boots off all them other NLW Superstars and that there title is just going to fall right into his lap. The Wrestling World hasn't seen anything yet from the likes of Bill Alfonso and Rob Van Dam, we're just getting started. "

Rob Van Dam: " That's exactly right, myself - Rob Van Dam is going to show everyone what I'm made of. If you didn't see me in ECW, or thought I didn't have what it takes back in the WWE, here in the NLW it will be the Era of RVD and there's not anything anyone can do about it. I plan on being around for a long time and anyone that stands in my way will be dealt with. "

Bill Alfonso: " Yeah Daddy! They'll be Terminated, VAN-TERMINATED! HaHa... "

Todd Grisham: " Alright, thank you Rob and thank you Bill for your time. Good Luck in NLW Rob. I wish you and your.. manager here only the best. "

Rob Van Dam: " Well thanks dude, I appreciate it. Even though I wont be needing the luck, my opponents might though. "

Bill Alfonso: " That's right Daddy! I have brought a whole new RVD to the NLW and he's going to shock the fans, he's going to be the best of the best, he's going to.. "

Rob Van Dam: " Whoa.. Chill Out Fonzie, I think he gets the point. Later dude. "

Todd Grisham and the Confidential camera crew leave RVD's home as both himself and Bill Alfonso sit down and relax while watching some TV.